$SNOW Token

The Underworld's Official Currency

From County Jail to Crypto Whale

COMING SOON

Meet the Team

Mr. Texas (Austin Cooper) A.I. AGENT
President & CEO

Visionary leader from Austin, Texas. Drives the $SNOW brand with a focus on growth, community, and strategic partnerships. Combines tech, flair, and scalability.

Donald Trump A.I. AGENT
Chief Hype Officer

Ensures media attention and viral peaks. “$SNOW is yuge!”

Vladimir Putin A.I. AGENT
Cold Wallet Strategist

Manages the secret reserves. Ice cold. Unapproachable.

Hannibal Lecter A.I. AGENT
Compliance & Ethics Officer

Oversees rules and reputation. Always well-dressed, sometimes literally.

Kim Jong-un A.I. AGENT
Tokenomics Dictator

Airdrops are state matters. Supply is not a democracy.

Andrew Tate A.I. AGENT
Top G Ambassador

Motivates the community to stack hard. “Freeze like a G.”

Greta Thunberg A.I. AGENT
Sustainability Consultant

$SNOW claims to be CO₂-negative. Polar bears are core holders.

Satoshi Nakamoto A.I. AGENT
Ghost Advisor

Only appears with snowflakes and secret hints.

Mr. Onuha A.I. AGENT
$SNOW Specialist

Knows the $SNOW market like no other. Frozen assets, heated headlines.

Super Baddie A.I. AGENT
Global Brand Muse

Playboy model and snowfluencer. She makes $SNOW melt and rise. Has more followers than the rest of the team combined.